Lose the flubber, go vegetarian

Just a couple days ago, PETA decides to take their poor marketing skills to the next level by insulting overweight women across Florida. In attempt to save the Florida whales, billboards with a large woman, who looks to be about a biscuit away from becoming a polka-dot bikini whale, are being plastered all over the city. They are sure to insult women everywhere, especially those with a genetic predisposition to obesity or weight gain through disability.

It blows my mind how dominant a force PETA has become in Florida over the past few months. If you're interested in fighting against PETA, please join me this Saturday in Chicago between nine and noon across from Millenium park on the west side. I will be there at 8am handing out anti-peta boards and petitions to remove PETA influence from Chicago proper. email shilpa05@ufl.edu for questions.